February 2012
I'm the first newly qualified from student nurse...
It’s kind of like when Harry Potter got onto the Quidditch team.
The matron said as I was leaving
” you know we don’t do this. We’ve made an exception for you. Make the favour worth it”
First student in 5-6 years!
Had my job interview for intensive care...I GOT...
I've been awake two hours. Is it bad to have some...
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scott friday: truthful tuesday or whatever →
scottfriday:
i’m a firm believer in what i call the “mel brooks school of comedy” in that i think the best way to do away with something abhorrent is to make it utterly ridiculous. ridiculous in its literal sense - worthy of ridicule.
if you’re another sexuality or gender or ethnicity, and we’re buds, i’m…
I’m from the same school of thought.
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Opening a bottle of wine and my askbox. Won't you...
splashofgeek:
Drop by ask a question, advice or something a little risque ;) Anon or non Anon. Help distract me from my revision.
Click here you cheeky buggers and join me on the Rose wine train
For reals though, make me having an askbox worth it.
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Reblog if you've ever felt victimized by the...
incredadele:
thecapriciousone:
kiwi-hobbit:
spirited-agay:
i would not be able to date someone who doesn’t like video games or cheese it just wouldn’t work out
paperomance asked: I can relate to your frustration. I received random homophobic hate from some thirty year old man the other day. I was angry but then I read this "People who feel the need to denigrate others are close minded and ignorant. Rest assured that living such a pathetic existence is worst than any insult they could possibly come up with their underdeveloped brains" I think that is true.
thepainisstrongandurgesrise asked: Hi. I just want you to know that you're fucking amazing. I don't know if I could have stopped myself from doing wrong to those who were incredibly rude to me because I'm a lesbian. That just goes to show that you're the better person and you know right from wrong, although the wrong might feel right at times. I understand what you mean though, you (or anyone for that matter)...
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I feel like the "It gets better" thing is fed to the LGBT community to try to keep us quiet, to keep us from reacting, to keep us from taking actions to change things.
On one hand I wished your posted ended with you beating them all to a bloody pulp, but on the other I'm proud of you for having the self-restraint that they lacked, to leave them be.
People...
On one hand I wished your posted ended with you beating them all to a bloody pulp, but on the other I'm proud of you for having the self-restraint that they lacked, to leave them be.
People...
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Homophobic abuse at the end of my night. So why do...
I should be able to buy some takeaway without fear of homophobic abuse.
Walking into the chicken shop, immediately the string of comment sstarted
“Oh you like to take 9 inches”
“Fucking queer”
“fucking puff”
You know how it goes. I tried to ignore it, but soon thought “Why should I have to?!”
For the first time in my life I understood the...
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Just attended my last day of uni ever. Finished as...
It’s the circle of life.
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George Lucas is an asshole. Whilst Spielberg...
It’s like Speilberg is his carer. Trying to stop him fucking up, and then cleaning up his mess.
“I didn’t want to do it, but George really wanted to”
Steven Spielberg on numerous occasions during the Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull extras.
Spielberg seems so disdainful of all of Georges’ choices, and with good fucking reason!
It is amazing...
Roses are red...
Violets are blue
It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose.
Just broke into a Helter Skelter on the Thames At...
It was most likely the mist fun I’ve ever had.
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Waking up The boyfriend to break the news about...
Me: Mike! Mike! Wake up!
Mike: ugh what.
Me: Whitney Houston has died! I thought you'd want to know.
Mike: uh huh.k.
Me: As in Bodyguard Whitney. Greatest diva of her generation.
Mike: ugh. You woke me up for this?
Me: you are a terrible terrible gay.
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When Harry Potter comes up in you and your...
Well it was more of a discussion. No shouting , just me saying clean your room and him saying talk about Harry Potter less. More specifically stop reciting “The Tale of The Three Brothers” word for word.
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So I helped deliver a baby today! Bet my week...
Just realised that part of my day was probably a bit more important then what I am reading or listening to.
There was a lot of blood, mucas and a little poo. But at the end there was this teeny tiny baby boy. The midwife couldn’t hold him and cut the cord, so she passed the less than a minute old baby to me. This kid was not even 45 seconds old and I was holding him.
I managed not to cry,...
Somewhere, there is a boy band missing an older...
I just want to dance in the background with nice clothes and hair and get paid for it.
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Temperature Induced Eating Disorders (TIED)
I’m going to sleep now, so I don’t have to eat. It’s too cold to walk to the shops, but my cupboards are bare. If it is still cold when I wake up, I shall sleep some more. Repeat until it is warm or you are dead, in which case you won’t care either way.
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Firefly > Jersey Shore
Which one do you think has more seasons.
Had my first fight today.
In short two customers at the pub went insane. Started trying to hot the staff and a waitress and about eight of us had to get involved. After trying to knock me out and only managing to scratch me the tiniest degree he put his fist through a window and started punching the chef who kicked him in the stomach.
Not condoning violence, but no one hits a girl. Dad says he’s proud and...
